1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    NFL-enamoured Scotsmen.
     
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  2. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    Nothing yet, I just woke up
     
    1. submissively speaking
      G’morning, shy. :)
       
      submissively speaking, Jan 20, 2020
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      deleted user 555 768 likes this.
    2. deleted user 555 768
      mornin' submiss
       
      deleted user 555 768, Jan 20, 2020
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      submissively speaking likes this.
    #4843
  3. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Sharing laughter with friends.
     
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  4. Big Iowa rooster

    Big Iowa rooster Porn Surfer

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    Your beautiful seductive smile and ass
     
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  5. JessMiller

    JessMiller Amateur

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    Dogs
     
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  6. deegenerate

    deegenerate Goddess of Desire

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    Waking up early and then realizing I can roll over and go back to sleep for another hour!
     
    • Like Like x 4
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    #4847
  7. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I dont know why, I just did, came outta nowhere
     
    • Winner Winner x 1
    #4849
  8. Kandie Kane

    Kandie Kane Lady in Red.

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    Laying in bed and watching everyone else going to work on this cold morning.
     
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  9. Ed Itor

    Ed Itor dusted

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    Jan 23, 2020
    An 80 year old gets a summons from the IRS to appear at the offices to discuss large deposits coming into his accounts that don’t appear on his tax filings..

    The old man is a bit nervous and he hires a lawyer to assist him...

    He arrives Monday morning and goes into the interview room...
    The agent says we see these large deposits and we don’t see you’ve accounted for them?? We may need to audit you, can you explain??

    The old mans says, Son I’m mostly an honest man, but sometimes I do a little gambling and I like to bet on things... and make it large
    enough that it means something...

    Like... Mr Agent I’ll bet you $5,000 I can bite my own eye...

    The IRS agenda thinks ... and says to himself no-way... you’re on.

    The old man grabs his left eye, which happens to be glass and bites it with his teeth...

    The IRS agent says ... aaaaargh SonofBitch...

    The old man says I know you’re with the IRS and I don’t want to make you mad, I want to give you a chance to win your money back...

    Tell you what... I’ll bet you $7500 I can bite my other eye...

    The agent thinks for a minute ... says to himself .. I didn’t see a cane or a seeing eye dog.. you’re on!!

    The old man takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye....

    The agent says aaargh Sonofabitch

    The old man says don’t worry ... even though you’re out 12.5...

    I’ll give you another chance to win your money back and more...

    You see that garbage can at the other side of the room?

    I’ll bet you $10,000 that I can stand behind your desk and pee into that garbage can and I won’t spill a drop outside the can... not one!

    The IRS agent says You’re on!!

    The old man stands up... aims and pees all over the IRS agents desk...

    The agent says. Ha Haaaaa I got you now!!!

    The lawyer starts shaking his head and covers his eyes...

    The agent asks the lawyer what’s wrong with you?

    On the way over here, my client bet me $100,000 that he could piss all over your desk and you’d be Happy!!!!
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      I don’t regret the time it took to read this. :laugh:
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Jan 23, 2020
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  10. Anniemated

    Anniemated Writer of fantasies, achiever of dreams In XNXX Heaven

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    I just got offered an alien anal probing!
     
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    1. 1 Toy Maker
      When are you doing it?
       
      1 Toy Maker, Jan 24, 2020
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    2. Anniemated
      It's being explained to me first.
       
      Anniemated, Jan 24, 2020
      #link
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  11. Truthful 1

    Truthful 1 coal fired windmills Banned!

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    Working hard today All the way through the day made my day go so fast
     
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  12. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    Snuggles under a fuzzy blanket, and someone else is making my dinner. :)
     
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    1. Truthful 1
      Subby you cheating on me ?
       
      Truthful 1, Jan 23, 2020
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    2. submissively speaking
      Not only that, I’m soaking in the hot tub first.

      :)
       
      submissively speaking, Jan 23, 2020
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    3. Truthful 1
      Ahh that hurts
       
      Truthful 1, Jan 23, 2020
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    4. submissively speaking
      Admit it, you like it when it hurts, don’tcha?
       
      submissively speaking, Jan 23, 2020
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    5. LittleLass
      I have the blanket, and a cat to snuggle, but an issue as the cats can't cook! Sadness.
       
      LittleLass, Jan 24, 2020
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      submissively speaking likes this.
    #4854
  13. Wazzaox

    Wazzaox horny

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    My first mouthful of a cold beer after work/shower, cheers
     
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    #4855
  14. deleted user 555 768

    deleted user 555 768 Porn Star Banned!

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    I dont know why, still in a good mood, still smilin:)
     
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  15. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    Finding a nug i lost and blazing the lot
    Joygasm!
     
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  16. Jack Mine

    Jack Mine The Pope of Assholiness

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    Jan 24, 2020
    Seeing how many people reached out ,giving me support and expressing their love and care, was very special and meant a great deal to me during this time
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Right back atcha, babe. ❤️
       
      submissively speaking, Jan 24, 2020
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  17. abej

    abej Pearl of the Pacific

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    Waited all morning with a piece of fabric in my
    pocket waiting for someone to bend over & rip
    it...My perseverance was rewarded by his reactions!
     
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    #4859
  18. Paul33333

    Paul33333 Pleasure King

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    I can’t say ,,,, it’s a secret
     
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