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  1. conroe4

    conroe4 Lake Lover In XNXX Heaven

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    I'm moving to Alabama...
     
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    1. StrawberryCupcake
      And coming out of retirement lol?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 9, 2021
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    2. shootersa
      *prints his
      "Tick inspector" license.
       
      shootersa, Aug 9, 2021
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  2. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    I thought I saw a bug on my knee out of the corner of my eye but it was actually a freckle. All this bug talk gave me the heebeegeebeez. I know that isn’t how you spell that but whatevs.
     
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    1. Lioness
      It's close and very appropriate!
       
      Lioness, Aug 9, 2021
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    2. conroe4
      We call that the crawlies. Sometimes it feels worse than actual bugs. LOL
       
      conroe4, Aug 9, 2021
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  3. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    All y'all ever had a tick on the head of your dick while you're in Arkansas and have your dad say " don't flinch, son."
    While he lights a match then blows it out trying to burn the tick outta your dick?

    I flinched...
     
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    2. Valspar
      True story.
       
      Valspar, Aug 9, 2021
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    3. Valspar
      I should clarify.. he was trying to touch the match to the tick so it would back out willingly.

      Lol!!!
      And now you people know why I am who I am.
       
      Valspar, Aug 9, 2021
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      I knew that. What else would be going on with the match?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 9, 2021
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    5. Valspar
      Hush...I didn't know at 18yrs old what he was gonna do with it.

      Cut the age in half.
       
      Valspar, Aug 9, 2021
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    6. StrawberryCupcake
      I saw my parents do it to our dog. Also paint it with nail polish. Apparently that suffocates them.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 9, 2021
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  4. Hxnnibuns

    Hxnnibuns Porn Surfer

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    Man's " baby mama " (gf I never knew about) came to stay a night, now she's moving in with him cause she knows we mess around :) paying separate rent upstairs while my stuff is in the room I can't get :sperm:
     
    1. StrawberryCupcake
      Wait what?
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 9, 2021
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  5. Hxnnibuns

    Hxnnibuns Porn Surfer

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    Complicated but random thought I had. Just needed to post somewhere so I can edit it later after the drinking commences.
     
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    1. submissively speaking
      Edit only happens within 10 minutes of posting. After that, it exists on the internet forever. :eek:o_O
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 9, 2021
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    2. hannahsbigdaddy
      Oh after 10 minutes there's no editing. Unless you're adding to the story
       
      hannahsbigdaddy, Aug 9, 2021
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  6. Odins own

    Odins own Porn Star

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    " you must remember this,a kiss is still a kiss a sigh is still a sigh, the fundamental things apply as time goes by....
     
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  7. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    8590A025-51B4-48DF-8DFC-85B091D7D98E.jpeg
     
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  8. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    DMB played gigs in Chicago today, 17 years after the Grand Poopening.

    They had to know, right? They had to. Also, seventeen years???!?!? :jawdrop:
     
    1. Valspar
      I saw KISS in Chicago 30 years ago.
      It was supposed to be their final tour.

      Fucking liars...that Gene Simmons.
       
      Valspar, Aug 9, 2021
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  9. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    I don't know why people cook instant oatmeal it's good out of the package
     
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    1. deegenerate
      A little dry, but good roughage! :jimlad:
       
      deegenerate, Aug 9, 2021
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    2. Jh2
      Swallow the oatmeal dust drink a bottle of water
       
      Jh2, Aug 9, 2021
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  10. dirtyjedi

    dirtyjedi King ding a ling Banned!

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    That Olympic marathon runner who threw all the water in the floor....
    Wow, the hate is incredible
     
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  11. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    I took the dang salmon out, now I gotta cook it. :rage:

    Life is hard.
     
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    1. con e lingus
      It’s more fun when it is lol
       
      con e lingus, Aug 10, 2021
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    2. Valspar
      Oh, Jesus.
       
      Valspar, Aug 10, 2021
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    3. submissively speaking
      ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 10, 2021
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    4. StrawberryCupcake
      On the plus side, salmon is delicious.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 10, 2021
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    5. conroe4
      We're still picking on the salmon I smoked the other day. It's flakey and you just reach in the fridge and grab a chunk <it's good cold too>
       
      conroe4, Aug 10, 2021
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  12. StrawberryCupcake

    StrawberryCupcake ⭐️Cheese Tease⭐️

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    Nothing to worry about here. Just some random Monday night explosions. Ah, to like in the country lol.
     
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    1. latecomer91364
      Was somebody dynamite fishing?
      Here in L.A., explosions generally mean a whole 'nother thing.
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 11, 2021
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    2. StrawberryCupcake
      I really don’t know what they were doing. Sounded like tannerite to me.
       
      StrawberryCupcake, Aug 11, 2021
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    3. latecomer91364
      Like in those exploding targets on the old show 'Top Shot'? I don't think the bangers in L.A. do target practice...
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 11, 2021
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  13. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    @shy guy must be on hiatus again.
    Removed his avatar and everything.
    :cautious: :shifty:
     
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    1. conroe4
      I don't ever look at shy's profile, but it says 'things got too real tonight'. I wonder if there's a connection.
       
      conroe4, Aug 10, 2021
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  14. Jh2

    Jh2 Porn Star

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    Paranoid insane no way in hell thoughts came true they sent a blabber mouth to find out what I know she betrayed them and didn't even know hahaha what the fuck hahaha I don't feel so crazy now
     
    1. submissively speaking
      You okay?
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 11, 2021
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    2. Jh2
      Yep
       
      Jh2, Aug 11, 2021
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  15. submissively speaking

    submissively speaking Sassochist

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    A little more of this, an absence of that, all of a sudden it’s almost perfect. :)
     
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    2. submissively speaking
      Eight.
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 11, 2021
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  16. Geminpa

    Geminpa the one with all the typos

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    Why can’t my dog eat when I put the food down and not several hours later?
     
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    1. Jh2
      Small dog?
       
      Jh2, Aug 11, 2021
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    2. latecomer91364
      Maybe he's a connoisseur - likes to let it breathe - or age...
       
      latecomer91364, Aug 11, 2021
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    3. conroe4
      Be happy. I had a lab that ate so fast he'd choke himself every night, then gobble up the kibbles he choked on. I used to put large rocks in his bowl to slow him down. Now they have dog bowls with raised ridges. <kick self> for not thinking of that...
       
      conroe4, Aug 11, 2021
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    4. submissively speaking
      I swear Georgia prefers her food only when it's stale. :laugh:
       
      submissively speaking, Aug 11, 2021
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    5. Geminpa
      Yep small dog, and yep she eats so fast she has been known to puke.
       
      Geminpa, Aug 11, 2021
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  17. latecomer91364

    latecomer91364 Easily Distracte

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    Nothing erases a random thought faster than reading some of the posts above where your random thought would have gone.
     
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  18. vincenzz

    vincenzz Porn Star

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    My remote controls have waaaaaay too many buttons.
     
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    1. vincenzz
      PS. In fact, I should have posted this in the “Heck” thread.
       
      vincenzz, Aug 11, 2021
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    2. deegenerate
      So true! I use about 5 of the buttons on mine, and never use the rest.
       
      deegenerate, Aug 11, 2021
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  19. Valspar

    Valspar porn surfer

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    I'm convinced there's spiders doing the nasty on my ceiling fan blades in the kitchen above my table.
    Twice this week I've seen little spiders coming at me.

    It's not an amusement park ride, you little fuckers.
     
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    2. Valspar
      They're thumb squishable.
       
      Valspar, Aug 11, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      But spiders :cautious:
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 11, 2021
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    4. Valspar
      Pay for the ride on the ceiling fan blades or die. :D
       
      Valspar, Aug 11, 2021
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    5. Cherrypop
      You could catch them and throw them outside like I did :D
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 11, 2021
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    6. Valspar
      They are babies, they wouldn't survive out there.
       
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  20. Cherrypop

    Cherrypop Wicked Kitten

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    I got a wrong number phone call from California for a Chelsea about her student loan. The message made it sound pretty urgent so I tried calling them back to tell them they had the wrong number, so Chelsea can get her loan, but I can’t get through. It keeps sending me to some answering machine because I don’t have a reference number. Ugh!!!

    Sorry Chelsea! I hope you can still go to college!!
     
    • Like Like x 2
    1. Braxton.B
      My plan worked. I was just trying to get your number.
       
      Braxton.B, Aug 11, 2021
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    2. conroe4
      Probably a scam. Don't worry, Chelsea will be given a free college education.
       
      conroe4, Aug 11, 2021
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    3. Cherrypop
      It sounded pretty serious. Well I left a message and that’s all I can do
       
      Cherrypop, Aug 11, 2021
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    4. conroe4
      They excel at sounding serious. You did great.
       
      conroe4, Aug 11, 2021
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    #31260
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