1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

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  1. vincenzz

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      Don’t know those but I’m sure I would not go anywhere near them lol
       
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    I wanted to buy a Christmas present for my new girlfriend. We hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived in Doncaster and I live in Aylesbury. I consulted with my brother and decided, after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note... not too romantic and not too personal. Off i went with my brother to Marks and Spencer’s and we selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. My brother bought a pair of sexy knickers for his girlfriend at the same time. Marks and Spencer’s had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, my brother got the gloves and i unknowingly got the knickers. Good old me sent off my gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter.
    Dear Sarah
    I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones (which are easier to remove). These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and I hardly noticed any marks. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.
    I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before I have a chance to see you again.
    When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing.
    Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year.
    I hope you will wear them for me on our next date.
    All my love,
    Lee
    P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.
     
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