A coworker told me that I inspire her. That I’m a cool mom and a cool woman.

Out of all the compliments I’ve ever had, this is one of the most meaningful ❤️

 

I learned that I really don’t love high fashion. I’m watching Emily in Paris and I just don’t get some of the clothes they’re wearing. They look ridiculous but I bet each outfit cost thousands of dollars.

Give me my denim and docs and I’m good. Low maintenance and classic. And with my body, I doubt I could pull off those outfits anyway. Too many curves and squish lol.

 

I learn something new every time I log on. That’s one thing that I love about this place. Seriously ❤️

 

I learned that my oldest daughter has become much, much smarter than I ever will be LMAO!
An example of her homework in Orbital Dynamics

 

I think Each day, I'm forgetting a little more than I learn.

 

Yes, Fedex Freight and Fedex delivery don't deliver the same way... Fedex freight will call you from the terminal when your large item comes in and you have to call back to arraign a delivery time. Fucked that weekend project up pretty well.

 

I learned to always check candy for flavor because a cucumber flavored life saver tastes like ass

 

We learned that hitching a 6,500 Lb. RV Trailer onto a tacoma will instantly cut the mileage in half and double the braking distance.

Oh, and that in parts of Montana the distance between gas stations exceeds the range of a tacoma with an RV hitched to it's ass.

And finally we learned that Mrs. Shooter feels no obligation to walk to a gas station when shooter miscalculates tacoma range that has been altered by maxing out it's towing capacity.

 

Bet you won’t make that miscalculation again my lesson for the day is once the ventilated starts squeaking it won’t go away until I get up there and lube it

 

Oh sure.
This kind of miscalculation is in the male DNA.

 

Yes, but I don’t recall what it was.

 

Still woke up with erection

 

My compliments

 

I learned that a distant relative is an Olympic gold medalist. I had no idea.

 

Didn't learn a damn thing! Still drove past a cop doing 10 over. But it didn't seem to bother him

 

I learnt that Irish Spring makes your nuts taste funny.

 

Due to the mycanean collapse there is over 500 years of written Greek history we don't have, possibly due to the burning of the library of Alexandria.

 

I learned today that someone I spoke to professionally was not, as I had assumed, a woman, but a man. Fortunately, I never referred to gender in our conversations (as usual).

 

I don't take vacations enough, but I do travel enough for work. Need to inject some "Me Time" in there.