When I was much younger, myself and one of my friends used to rub nail polish remover on the back of our hand and light it with a lighter. I have a scar from not blowing it out fast enough once. We were some bright ones both figuratively and literally.

 

I burnt my eyebrows lighting a cigarette over the gas jets when I was young, that really smelled. I posted this before. I put dog shit in a paper bag and set it on fire and threw it in my neighbor’s front hallway. My friends and I got a good laugh watching him stomping it out.

 

Accidentally set I cow on fire once. That's a special skill. Lol

 

It started as a child, one neighbor kid and I set fires under his mom's grapevines. Then we set a Hotwheels, in a Whopper box on the his driveway. No parent was home the driveway was clear. Set the whopper box on fire then stood back and doused it with gas. MASSIVE FIRE!!!! Another neighbor kid and I set shit on fire with model glue and manged to burn down a shed. I got probation for that one. As an adult I set my shirt on fire twice. First time in welding school, sparks ignited my shirt hem, I did have on welder's sleeves, not a jacket. I noticed smoke coming up into my hood and an unusual smell. Finished the bead to discover I was burning. Not bad a little smolder really, no shirt damage. Second time I was cutting metal for an emergency repair at about 1 AM, in the shop I lost due to falling irreversibly in love with MRSCUPCAKE..........my buddy tapped me on the shoulder and said dude you are on fire. I had a longish beard then and the flames were creeping up my shirt. I yanked the burning shirt off, stomped out the flames, put what was left back on and went to the house to get another shirt.........

 

I’m amazed you were able to get a picture of that for your avatar.

 

I like wearing denim shirts over my tee shirt in the winter. I was sitting near the fireplace and started to smell smoke.
So I ran into the kitchen and still smelled smoke. Every room smelled of smoke when all the sudden the ember burning my denim
shirt had burned through and started to burn me. ACK! I ran out the door and put it out with my beer.

 

When I was a teenager, I was with friends riding (not the sex way) in the back seat of the car. I was sitting in the middle. The guy in the passenger seat flicked his cigarette ashes out the window. The cherry flew of and went down my shirt. I danced like a crazy person until it came out the leg of my shorts. I’m lucky I didn’t actually catch fire but it burned me and burned holes in my panties.

 

I was playing with matches once in a hotel room when I was younger and bored. Back in those days you could smoke in hotels and they had matches in the room. I lit the whole book on fire and it set off the alarm and I got scared and dropped it. Thankfully my dad and sister didn’t panic like I did and somehow they put it out.

 

I've always been careful with fire because it freaked me out, but I've had a woodstove for 8 years now and have set many things on fire for it. I use really long matches every time!

 

I was cleaning a houseboat that had a gas grill on the deck. I went to check the grill and make sure it was working. Someone had left the gas on and I failed to check that first. I was in a hurry. It shot up huge flames and I tried to get away. It caught my shirt on fire. I had no time to mess around. I was worried about the boat catching fire. I jerked off my shirt shut the grill lid and got the gas tank shut off. It smoldered out luckily. Some nice lady on a near by boat loaned me a t shirt. We kinda laughed about it after I stopped trembling. Lol

 

My ancestors burned wagons... Sorry?

 

When I was a kid I was making little trenches in the back yard and filling with gas. Put them out after a bit. The last one I guess I set the gas can on a old trench . Was so much fun watching the trail of fire until the fire went the wrong way and to the gas can. The little Hispanic Baby sitter came out and got the fire out before to much damage. She spanked the hell out me. And kept going. She got fired. When the bruses went away my mom did the same. I will never forget. My mom is the best person ever!!!

 

I remember when I was a pre-teen playing with matches outdoors. I lived in the country. Things got out of hand and I set a empty field on fired. Burned about 6 acres before it was extinguished. I also remember my dad setting my ass on fire later! Never played with matches again.

 

A real live cow. Branding iron was to hot.
It didnt hurt her any

 

Oh I did set my self o. Fire with gasoline. I was only 3 but I wish I had my nipples back.

 

Sometimes it burns when i pee ... that penicillin worked a treat lol

 

I'd like to set your ass on fire

 

Mostly just you Cupcake

 

I was frying chicken, I shifted a plate and the dish towel landed on the burner. Yep, it got real smokey real fast.