Anonymous6: Mad, you do realize how over exaggerating you sound? How is he a pedophile over a challenge? Doesn't mean he's gonna touch them crazy fuck head.
If you talk about him sniffing hair of his own wife back in 2015, that's a shit excuse coming from you claiming how he's a pedo. But over a challenge confirms how irrational you've officially become.
Anonymous7: Not so far from the truth. Note the moronic halfwit heterophobes above. Those who supported "defunding the police" to assist muggers and looters (being honest isn't in the false lefties lexicon)
Anon 3 - theres plenty of the false leftie shit your kind post. Anon 5 - A doddering dope controlled by the rabid anti-male wimmin lots and lots of laws against white heterosexuals to come.....
Anon 6 - a fine example of brainwashed - although not much brain to wash....Anon 8 (who is also 5 and 6) a different opinion is a jail "offense" - it will be soon under puppet Biden or rather those controlling him
Anonymous9: MADJerk please get off this site, its made for porn not your political views. No one wants to see comments about that, especially from a PEDOPHILE like yourself.
Anonymous10: Retards are so butthurt they have to come up with another conspiracy with voting. funny u bitches werent saying that during 2016.
as for the pedo shit. find some fucking evidence please. hair stroking and hand on a should do not count as "evidence"
Anonymous13: @Anonymous: hahaha just like the retards wanting to let serial rapists and repeat child molestors out of jail, cause they were good widdle people who didnt mean it,when all they needed was a bullet in the head. seriously why waste the time and money on them? they would rape your daughter or son in a heartbeat.
The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer Dropped! - The Loop
01:38
This article is a transcript of the Rick and Morty episode Rixty Minutes from Season 1, which aired on March 17, 2014.
Transcript
Int. Smith Residence. The Smith Family and Rick are sitting in the living room watching TV.
Bachelor (on TV): Cynthia...
Jerry: Oh, my God! No, no..!
Summer: I told you!
Beth: Hold on.
Bachelor (on TV): Will you please... NOT marry me-- I choose Veronica.
Summer: What?
Jerry: Yes!
Beth: Called it.
Summer: Why would he choose Veronica?
Jerry: Because he loves her?
Rick: Well if it's any consolation, Summer, none of it mattered, and the entire show is stupid.
Jerry: Okay, I've got an idea, Rick: you show us your concept of "good TV", and we'll crap all over that.
Rick : [stands, walking to the TV] I thought you'd never ask.
[disconnects and drops cable box, which breaks upon impact to the floor]
Jerry: Hey!
Morty: Oh, cool! Is that crystallized Zanthonite? It conducts electrons across dimensions.
Rick: [working on the cable box] 20% accurate, as usual, [snatching the remote from Morty] Morty. [reconnecting the cable box as the TV buffers] The important thing being I just upgraded our cable package with programming from every conceivable reality.
Jerry: Wait, does that mean we get Showtime Extreme?
Rick: How about Showtime Extreme in a world where man evolved from corn? [turns on TV]
Corn Man 1 (on TV): We're not so different. We're both corn of action.
Corn Man 2 (on TV): Yeah... But one of us is dead corn! [shoots Corn Man 1]
Summer: Boring.
Rick: Summer, [belch] you just spent [belch] three months watching a man choose a fake wife.
Jerry: So, what, It'd be better if the people were corn?
Rick: Jerry, you don't get it. This is infinite TV, from infinite universes. Look. [changes channel]
Glenn (on TV): This shit is delicious.
Rick: A movie about a guy eating shit. [changes channel, various people are fighting on TV] A violent Antiques Show... [changes channel]
Letterman (on TV): It's a pleasure to have you.
Jerry (on TV): The pleasure's all mine.
Rick: Letterman from a time line where Jerry's famous. [changes channel]
Jerry: Wait!
Beth: What in the hell?
Rick: I agree. Where's this going?
Jerry: No, the other thing! Go back!
Rick: Really? All right, fine.
Woman (on TV): Glenn, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore.
Rick: All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.
Int. Smith Residence. The Smith Family and Rick are sitting in the living room watching TV.
Announcer (on TV): Coming up next on "Shmloo's the Shmloss", Shmlony has a nightmare.
Shmlony (on TV): Shmlantha, Schmlona!
Rick: Amazing. A dimension where all proper nouns begin with "Schmla".
Shmlony (on TV): Schmlove, Schmlandula, Schmlonathan--
Rick: All right, that got that actually got old pretty quick.
Jerry: [sighs] Rick, would you please go back to me on David Letterman?
Rick [flipping through the channels]: Infinity's a big number, Jerry. I don't remember the channel.
Beth: Go back, go back!
Rick: Jeez. [changes channel]
Jerry (on TV): You speak da tru-tru.
Summer: Oh my God! Dad's in "Cloud Atlas"!
Jerry: I'm in "Cloud Atlas"! What's "Cloud Atlas"?
Jerry (on TV): Sometimes small tru-tru different than da big tru-tru.
Beth: How is this possible?
Rick: Infinite time lines, infinite possibilities. Including a time line where Jerry's a movie star. Look, you guys are getting excited about the wrong aspect of this device. Ju-- Wa-- Look at this. [changes channel]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): And now, another Quick Mystery.
Cop (on TV): I just want to know who could've done something like this. It's a travesty!
Killer 1 (on TV): I did. See this knife and all the blood on it? Here's my fingerprints.
Judge (on TV): Guilty! I sentence you to life in prison.
[Killer 1 is thrown in jail]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): Here's another Quick Mystery.
Man (on TV): My mother's dead! Killer 2 (on TV): And I killed her. Here's the weapon. And cuff me, thank you very much.
Judge (on TV): Guilty! Sentenced to murder.
[Killer 2 is killed via electric chair]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): Here's anothe--
Killer 3 (on TV): I'm the killer! [puts gun in mouth, firing it once offscreen]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): Wow, that one was really quick, wasn't it?
Rick: Now who wants to watch random, crazy TV shows from different dimensions a-a-and then who wants to narcissistically obsess about their alternate self?
Beth, Summer, and Jerry [all at once]: Narcissism. The narcisstic stuff. I want to obsess about myself.
Rick: [sighs] Here. [stands, pulling an ocular device from his coat] These scan your retinas, and let you view parallel time lines through genetically matching versions of your eyes. [throws the device into the kitchen] Go fetch!
[Jerry, Summer, and Beth run to the kitchen] Beth and Summer [at the same time]Yes! This is so cool! Ladies First!
Rick: I'm proud of you, Morty.
Morty: Hey man, I don't give a crap about myself, Rick. Let's watch some crazy stuff, yo!
Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson (on TV): I'm Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson, Here at Ants-in-My-Eyes Johnson's Electronics. I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs, microwaves, radios I think, I can't-- I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything. Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100! That's fair! I'm Ants-in-My-Eyes Johnson! Everything's black, I can't see a thing! [set on fire] And also I can't feel anything either-- did I mention that? But that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes. So that always goes, you know, off by the wayside. I can't feel. It's a very rare disease. All my-- All my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch. So I never know what's going on. Am I standing? Sitting? I don't know.
Anonymous18(12): @Anonymous: If anyone would do cheating and lying, it's Trump. That hillbilly did nothing as president for the last 4 years. And people like you and this dumb fuck @MADJerk keep buying into his lies.
So return to whatever backwoods you call home, eat your opossums and cry to your mama and daddy about how your hillbilly president let you down. Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!
Anonymous24: Right on brother, keep up the good work!!! hAMERICA OWNS FREEDOM & the right to F@#K your neighbors kids. READ THE CONSTiTUTiON PEOPLE!! By the way is this a political sight now?! (usually CUM HERE for porn)
Farfegnugen: Oh boy, I can't wait for the butthurt for the next 4 years. "Oh no, we can't suck that awesome Trump dick now. The new dick isn't as good as that old dick." Don't worry, when Biden loses in four, just replace the name.
Current reports: "Racist campaign" Unless there an actual issue with the image or comments, don't abuse the Report system. Keep your politcal bullshit of it.
Anonymous28(24): If Kim Jong bought TWO KAZAKH GOATS, this would easily solve Amerika's Financial Crisis!! Butt Who would be willing to give up their GOATS to save that lot?! NOT I!!!
Farfegnugen: @bonerific: You "literally" saw a video? As opposed to "figuratively" saw the video? Also, first time I'm hearing of this requirement of a speech before leaving office.
We'll find out how this whole nonsense plays out December 14th... and again January 6th.
Noka: @bonerific: You know, when literally EVERYONE is saying one thing, perhaps it's time to accept that your stupid little conspiracy is just that, a conspiracy. But what do I know? I'm just someone with more than one brain cell.
Farfegnugen: @bonerific: "I'm not expecting normies to get the big picture" Well, thank god for big brains like Trump and Giuliani are doing all thinking for the sheep.
Noka: @bonerific: Also, genius, are you even checking these links? You realize the link about San Antonio and 7k ballots is alleging the Republicans were the ones tampering with ballots, right?
"A heavily edited video released Tuesday by a conservative activist group purports to show a Republican campaign employee in San Antonio interfering as an elderly woman fills out her absentee ballot in Texas."
Not to mention that article has nothing to do with tampering of presidential ballots.
Farfegnugen: Sorry, I didn't read all that above, but I think this is the gist of it.
"ARE YOU NOT AFRAID YET, YOU FUCKS! China is going make your kids yellow and the Jews are coming for your pork. Trump the only thing standing in the way, and now that the Looney Left is running the planet into the ground, the Commies are going make everything taste like turnips!"
Noka: @bonerific: as someone who personally has a family member with COVID, go fuck yourself. You and people like you are trying to get people killed by insisting the virus is just a flu. You’re worth less than dog shit.
Farfegnugen: I'm kind of glad I didn't see that shit about the virus. All I saw was China, Muslims, French, and Biden, and kind of figure where he was going. Holy fuck kid, when you drank that fucking Kool-Aid, your eyes must have turned Cherry Red.
Hey guys, did you know the mask you wear is from China? That's how the virus is spread. The virus is embedded in the mask and when you breath out, you are spreading the virus that in the mask. The Chinese are so smart.
Farfegnugen: Don't forget to share that info with your favorite Steve Bannon Facebook group. I want to see all the soccer moms talking about it in the morning.
Anonymous38: @bonerific: Since he's a mod on a porn site I have to assume he's a cis dude and therefore has no interest in transition
Try again smoothbrain
Farfegnugen: @Anonymous: Not everyone mod is a male, but yeah, I'm a dude with no plans of being a dudette, so he's got me there. I'll never be a woman.
Anonymous41: - I VOTED, but left the choice for president "BLANK" Because I think they are both "BOZOS".
- And we are in deep shit!
The American Federal Government spent us an additional 7½ Trillion $$$ in the red in the last 4 years & nobody gives a shit!
- Ostriches bury their heads in the sand to avoid dealing with threats. Red blooded Americans bury theirs in Sports. One of these days we'll all wake up & find the money in our wallets is only good for toilet paper & wonder; WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
Anonymous42: Holy fucking shit When Biden Takes office he well legalize pedosexuality and pedosexuals wrongfully accused of rape will be set free!
Trans pedosexual lives matter! and May Queerica live forever.
Anonymous46: Holy shit, there's a ton of Trump fanboys here! Come on, Trump is so corrupt, a lot of republicans wants him to leave the office. I hope that rude racist pumpkin-faced Hitler-wannabe goes to prison for all the shit he's done. And while ya'll yelling about Biden being a "pedophile", don't forget that Trump actually said that he is more attracted to his own daughter than his to Melania... Or are you all just too blind and "loyal" to believe it?
Anonymous49(48): @Anonymous: That’s rich. You stupid fucking liberals are too blind to notice how fucked up your own candidate is. Tell me one racist quote from trump and I can give you 5...in video.
Anonymous50: Keep crying after an imaginary pedophile rightards
Meanwhile Trump was able to kill and silence his friend Epstein so there are no witness of his depravity
Anonymous52: @Anonymous: FUCK OFF YOU MENTALLY RETARDED LEFTIST CUNT! BIDEN IS NOT A GOOD PRESIDENT, AND YOU NEED TO STOP LISTENING TO THE FUCKING SHITEATING NEW YORK TIMES AND NBC NEWS! CNN, HUFFPOST AND ABC NEWS ARE LIARS!
Anonymous57: America is only permitted weak leaders that will not question Jewish control of everything. Both Trump and Biden are candidates of the one party and your anger one or the other was selected is what they want.
If you talk about him sniffing hair of his own wife back in 2015, that's a shit excuse coming from you claiming how he's a pedo. But over a challenge confirms how irrational you've officially become.
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Anon 3 - theres plenty of the false leftie shit your kind post. Anon 5 - A doddering dope controlled by the rabid anti-male wimmin lots and lots of laws against white heterosexuals to come.....
Anon 6 - a fine example of brainwashed - although not much brain to wash....Anon 8 (who is also 5 and 6) a different opinion is a jail "offense" - it will be soon under puppet Biden or rather those controlling him
as for the pedo shit. find some fucking evidence please. hair stroking and hand on a should do not count as "evidence"
The Mandalorian Season 2 Trailer Dropped! - The Loop
01:38
This article is a transcript of the Rick and Morty episode Rixty Minutes from Season 1, which aired on March 17, 2014.
Transcript
Int. Smith Residence. The Smith Family and Rick are sitting in the living room watching TV.
Bachelor (on TV): Cynthia...
Jerry: Oh, my God! No, no..!
Summer: I told you!
Beth: Hold on.
Bachelor (on TV): Will you please... NOT marry me-- I choose Veronica.
Summer: What?
Jerry: Yes!
Beth: Called it.
Summer: Why would he choose Veronica?
Jerry: Because he loves her?
Rick: Well if it's any consolation, Summer, none of it mattered, and the entire show is stupid.
Jerry: Okay, I've got an idea, Rick: you show us your concept of "good TV", and we'll crap all over that.
Rick : [stands, walking to the TV] I thought you'd never ask.
[disconnects and drops cable box, which breaks upon impact to the floor]
Jerry: Hey!
Morty: Oh, cool! Is that crystallized Zanthonite? It conducts electrons across dimensions.
Rick: [working on the cable box] 20% accurate, as usual, [snatching the remote from Morty] Morty. [reconnecting the cable box as the TV buffers] The important thing being I just upgraded our cable package with programming from every conceivable reality.
Jerry: Wait, does that mean we get Showtime Extreme?
Rick: How about Showtime Extreme in a world where man evolved from corn? [turns on TV]
Corn Man 1 (on TV): We're not so different. We're both corn of action.
Corn Man 2 (on TV): Yeah... But one of us is dead corn! [shoots Corn Man 1]
Summer: Boring.
Rick: Summer, [belch] you just spent [belch] three months watching a man choose a fake wife.
Jerry: So, what, It'd be better if the people were corn?
Rick: Jerry, you don't get it. This is infinite TV, from infinite universes. Look. [changes channel]
Glenn (on TV): This shit is delicious.
Rick: A movie about a guy eating shit. [changes channel, various people are fighting on TV] A violent Antiques Show... [changes channel]
Letterman (on TV): It's a pleasure to have you.
Jerry (on TV): The pleasure's all mine.
Rick: Letterman from a time line where Jerry's famous. [changes channel]
Jerry: Wait!
Beth: What in the hell?
Rick: I agree. Where's this going?
Jerry: No, the other thing! Go back!
Rick: Really? All right, fine.
Woman (on TV): Glenn, this is a court order. It says you can't eat shit anymore.
Rick: All right, Jerry, when you're right, you're right. Now I'm hooked.
Int. Smith Residence. The Smith Family and Rick are sitting in the living room watching TV.
Announcer (on TV): Coming up next on "Shmloo's the Shmloss", Shmlony has a nightmare.
Shmlony (on TV): Shmlantha, Schmlona!
Rick: Amazing. A dimension where all proper nouns begin with "Schmla".
Shmlony (on TV): Schmlove, Schmlandula, Schmlonathan--
Rick: All right, that got that actually got old pretty quick.
Jerry: [sighs] Rick, would you please go back to me on David Letterman?
Rick [flipping through the channels]: Infinity's a big number, Jerry. I don't remember the channel.
Beth: Go back, go back!
Rick: Jeez. [changes channel]
Jerry (on TV): You speak da tru-tru.
Summer: Oh my God! Dad's in "Cloud Atlas"!
Jerry: I'm in "Cloud Atlas"! What's "Cloud Atlas"?
Jerry (on TV): Sometimes small tru-tru different than da big tru-tru.
Beth: How is this possible?
Rick: Infinite time lines, infinite possibilities. Including a time line where Jerry's a movie star. Look, you guys are getting excited about the wrong aspect of this device. Ju-- Wa-- Look at this. [changes channel]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): And now, another Quick Mystery.
Cop (on TV): I just want to know who could've done something like this. It's a travesty!
Killer 1 (on TV): I did. See this knife and all the blood on it? Here's my fingerprints.
Judge (on TV): Guilty! I sentence you to life in prison.
[Killer 1 is thrown in jail]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): Here's another Quick Mystery.
Man (on TV): My mother's dead! Killer 2 (on TV): And I killed her. Here's the weapon. And cuff me, thank you very much.
Judge (on TV): Guilty! Sentenced to murder.
[Killer 2 is killed via electric chair]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): Here's anothe--
Killer 3 (on TV): I'm the killer! [puts gun in mouth, firing it once offscreen]
Host in Trenchcoat (on TV): Wow, that one was really quick, wasn't it?
Rick: Now who wants to watch random, crazy TV shows from different dimensions a-a-and then who wants to narcissistically obsess about their alternate self?
Beth, Summer, and Jerry [all at once]: Narcissism. The narcisstic stuff. I want to obsess about myself.
Rick: [sighs] Here. [stands, pulling an ocular device from his coat] These scan your retinas, and let you view parallel time lines through genetically matching versions of your eyes. [throws the device into the kitchen] Go fetch!
[Jerry, Summer, and Beth run to the kitchen] Beth and Summer [at the same time]Yes! This is so cool! Ladies First!
Rick: I'm proud of you, Morty.
Morty: Hey man, I don't give a crap about myself, Rick. Let's watch some crazy stuff, yo!
Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson (on TV): I'm Ants-In-My-Eyes Johnson, Here at Ants-in-My-Eyes Johnson's Electronics. I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs, microwaves, radios I think, I can't-- I'm not 100% sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything. Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100! That's fair! I'm Ants-in-My-Eyes Johnson! Everything's black, I can't see a thing! [set on fire] And also I can't feel anything either-- did I mention that? But that's not as catchy as having ants in your eyes. So that always goes, you know, off by the wayside. I can't feel. It's a very rare disease. All my-- All my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch. So I never know what's going on. Am I standing? Sitting? I don't know.
So return to whatever backwoods you call home, eat your opossums and cry to your mama and daddy about how your hillbilly president let you down. Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker!
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We'll find out how this whole nonsense plays out December 14th... and again January 6th.
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This is the video right?
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"A heavily edited video released Tuesday by a conservative activist group purports to show a Republican campaign employee in San Antonio interfering as an elderly woman fills out her absentee ballot in Texas."
Not to mention that article has nothing to do with tampering of presidential ballots.
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"ARE YOU NOT AFRAID YET, YOU FUCKS! China is going make your kids yellow and the Jews are coming for your pork. Trump the only thing standing in the way, and now that the Looney Left is running the planet into the ground, the Commies are going make everything taste like turnips!"
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Hey guys, did you know the mask you wear is from China? That's how the virus is spread. The virus is embedded in the mask and when you breath out, you are spreading the virus that in the mask. The Chinese are so smart.
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Try again smoothbrain
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BLACK LIVES MATTER
- And we are in deep shit!
The American Federal Government spent us an additional 7½ Trillion $$$ in the red in the last 4 years & nobody gives a shit!
- Ostriches bury their heads in the sand to avoid dealing with threats. Red blooded Americans bury theirs in Sports. One of these days we'll all wake up & find the money in our wallets is only good for toilet paper & wonder; WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
government
Trans pedosexual lives matter! and May Queerica live forever.
Meanwhile Trump was able to kill and silence his friend Epstein so there are no witness of his depravity